Sunday, February 26, 2012

Relationship Shower

According to me, being in a relationship is like being in a shower. At the very beginning when you turn on the shower knob, the first water-stream strikes the walls of your bathroom and you feel the chill....Well you think thats the signal...true...get the hell out of there!


Still you hope things will get better so you stay there for some time...and the temperature starts to increase and you feel the ultimate joy of just being there. I bet everyone thinks its the hottest thing nobody every got into. After a while you start to realize why you came in this thing at first place; to clean up the mess. Surely then you use the soap;... the best cleansing or whatever they tell you it is....and then after sometime you get bored of being wet...well ! then you just jerk off and get out.....


If you are in a bath tub...enjoying every moment...the subconscious mind or the little man inside you, is whispering in your ears...”The water is cooling down you idiot !”....and then after the same set of motions you step out of the bath tub and you realize Damn! I forgot the towel...THAT’s being committed!

Thursday, February 16, 2012

JAGs_Tales_0:

A friend of mine never knew her parents. Her adopted parents told her one day that she was born to a virgin mother. She literally believed in it until she lost her virginity to a poor schmuck!

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Air India

A guy told JAG a joke...

JAG laughed and exclaimed, "its the best joke I have heard after Air India..!"

the joke guy, " Whats the joke about Air India?"

JAG,"Exactly...! that is the biggest joke"

Dark Wiki....

Govt: Is this some kind of a joke? Wikipedia blacked out???

Just Another Guy (JAG): Yea!!! Well, you gonna read about it on it once they lit up...